Jon's definitions

t-bang

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.

I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've

by Jon November 4, 2003

himan

A creature with four eyes.

Mami likes drawing text pictures of himans when talking on AIM. ==;;;;;;

by Jon June 19, 2005

Konglish

The Korean version of Japanese Engrish. Essentially, how certain English phrases get translated into Korean:
digital -> digtaur
camera -> kamera
cellphone ->handapone

"I sorry. I can only speak in the Konglish."

by Jon March 2, 2004

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 24, 2003

prostitot

a young girl (10-16) that dresses slutty and tries to be a prostitute but does not act on any prositutial activities.

That girl is such a prostitot!

by Jon November 12, 2003

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004

Canyonnerro

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.

take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!

by jon January 8, 2004