John's definitions

clat clat

To shoot someone with a 9 millimeter pistol.

clat clat bitch

by John April 21, 2003

helleish

the act of being beyound extremely gay

gavin pulled a hellish manovoer when he did 3 guys up the ass then yelled i dominate errbody

by john May 13, 2005

Dickhead

A person with a big floppy penis on their head, typically the forehead.

you are a dickhead

by john November 2, 2002

ginormous

Something that is really, really big.

As Buddy says in the movie "Elf," "Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"

by John April 17, 2005

Embry-Riddle

Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, Riddle, Riddle Rat, Riddle Vision.

"There aren't that many girls at Embry-Riddle."

by John December 28, 2004

Seyha

Seyha is another word for a homo-sexual selling himself for money and drugs

seyha is a crack hoe.

by john October 3, 2004

i was about to say

1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.

also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'

2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.

1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...

b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...

c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...

d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...


2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.

b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.

by john August 24, 2004