Jake's definitions

Monikola

This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.

Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.

by Jake April 15, 2005

snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

by Jake March 9, 2004

booswigger

alcoholic, someone whos always drinking

1. you are being too loud.
shut up booswigger ur drunk.
2. lookit that there booswigger sue-may-jim-bob, he looks a tad intoxicated.

by jake May 13, 2005

drop bows

To strike one with your elbows.

Derived from elbows.

We drop bows on hos!

by Jake March 28, 2005

warthog dummy trick

A glitch in the game Halo in which someone appears to be in a vehicle and realyy isnt. Usually used by players who are losing in games like capture the flag, etc.

"No wonder they grabbed the flag so fast, those noobs were using the Warthog dummy trick."

by Jake May 13, 2005

boobage

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts

Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.

by Jake February 2, 2004

Jersey Ass

loosely used term for store-bought bagged bread bought in New Jersey...a term primarily used by Ex-New Jersey Net's Dancers

"Litte Ree Ree...here two dollas .....go down da street fo'
mama...and pick up some bagged jersey ass for some samiches"

by Jake August 7, 2003