that nekromonger looks nekrolishous
by jake August 19, 2004
To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!
To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.
To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.
To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.
by Jake February 03, 2004
A: Dude! Did you hear idiopanic haul fuckin ass at that show?
B: Hellz yeah! They made all the other bands look like corn sharks!
B: Hellz yeah! They made all the other bands look like corn sharks!
by jAkE April 12, 2005
a word refering to tourists. Often used by surfers, shateboarders, and snowboarders. Especially when the tourists interefere with the sport. Often thought of in a negative light.
So much for catching any good waves, too many shoobies.
for more on shoobies check out flamingbarbie.tk
for more on shoobies check out flamingbarbie.tk
by Jake January 28, 2004
by jake April 27, 2003
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"
"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."
"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."
"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
by Jake March 23, 2004
by Jake January 19, 2004