Chumble spuzz, is some unbeknownst wad of something that one finds in their pants, usually after strenuous work.
by jAkE March 10, 2005
Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.
by Jake February 04, 2004
by jake February 25, 2005
I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !
by Jake February 01, 2004
by Jake May 28, 2005
by jake January 21, 2005