Jake's definitions

rogering

To have sexual (vaginal) intercourse with.

(if she comes, its "a good rogering")

David: "Lawd, Jimmy, see that babe with the 38D's and that micro-skirt...damn, she needs a good rogering with an uncut penis."

Jimmy: "David, I've already rogered her with my 6-1/2" dick!"

by Jake February 18, 2004

kingwood

Where the real playa resides, this would be people like the Godfather.

Welcome to Kingwood, now wheres my money?

by jake September 4, 2003

air drop

moving one's bowels when not sitting on the sit; usually done in public restrooms.

by Jake November 8, 2003

anwr

Newly opened republican playground.

"You would think that congress would pass a law stating that Federally protected lands would be free from the oil companies..."

by Jake March 31, 2005

cordless phone

a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.

people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.

In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.

I listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radio scanner.

by Jake January 29, 2004

luggage loop

when a guy or someone with a penis, usually a homosexual, sticks his own penis into his asshole, creating a "loop with his luggage".

That gay guy showed me his luggage loop.

by Jake March 1, 2005

cherry dangler

1.) when poop sticks to your buttcheeks; a dingleberry

i have 7826250250236 cherry danglers hanging from my right butt cheek right now

by jake February 23, 2005