self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.
by Jake November 08, 2003
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pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.
Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
by JakE May 21, 2007
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mustang

For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.
That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!
by Jake December 24, 2003
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DeVry university

A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.
Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.
by Jake June 05, 2004
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Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.
by Jake November 18, 2004
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troff

TRON is a BASIC command, short for "trace on". The command is a debugging tool, to trace a program line by line to ferret out bugs and glitches. (It's opposite is TROFF, which turns the trace off.)
"hey man troff that app suckah."
by Jake April 25, 2005
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yard

man Yard going to the club, we got the 40'z right here!
by jake April 23, 2003
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