bumfuck

a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.

She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.

by Jake February 27, 2004

Flag

Get the bumfuck mug.

shoot

(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Flag

Get the shoot mug.

chunk

Nickname, commonly used to describe a LARGE friend since it was made popular in the movie Goonies.

Hey Chunk (Ardi in this case), get your butt over here and stay out of my Pantry!

by Jake March 27, 2005

Flag

Get the chunk mug.

the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by Jake March 26, 2004

Flag

Get the the ticket mug.