Jake's definitions

Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

by Jake September 8, 2004

High Note

The high pitched scream a women lets out at the peak of her sexual climax.

Listen to the sound option in the orgasm definition

by jake December 7, 2004

assnozzle

Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass.

Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they're all a bunch of assnozzles.

by Jake March 12, 2005

Yowzas

something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting

Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS

by jake April 14, 2005

sleeper

railway car with sleeping berths and/or bedrooms ("roomettes")

I had a sleeper from Winnipeg to Ottawa.

by Jake March 24, 2004

slop

The term for unwanted AI-generated content

Ever since AI became popular, the internet has been filled with slop

by Jake May 22, 2024

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004