Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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hoovering

I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.

The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.
by Jake March 11, 2004
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mustang

For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.
That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!
by Jake December 24, 2003
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self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.
by Jake November 08, 2003
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four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
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pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.
Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
by JakE May 21, 2007
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