ultimoleo

coolest guy on neopets. better than all dem fackers!

leo - short way of saying it

Guy: Dude, you wanna hang wit ultimoleo? You kidding?

Gal: He wouldn't wanna hang out with you hudooh!

by Jack June 12, 2004

nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps

She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.

by Jack May 17, 2004

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 01, 2004

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 07, 2003

Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.

"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

by Jack June 23, 2004

scuggan

a fairy discription of not very nice person. bacically, can be used as an insult.

wee scuggan- a small scuggan (note:person doesnt actually have to be small...)
achh... ya wee scugann- (word used in sentance)

by jack May 21, 2004