Jack's definitions

sexmachine

seX4 m4ch1n3

yes Vuong is so hot and cool and Leo sux and Henry kills little girls

by jack September 8, 2003

emzay

a girl with weird pink hair who likes crappy bands like busted but isnt that bad really. she can write pretty well

oh emzay behave

by jack February 7, 2004

yhl

A LEAGUE WERE 2 Legends Played And Killed Every1 In Scoring. A Hockey League That Produced 2 Of the best players since lemiux and gretzky. Peter G and James MC

U saw That 16 Point Nite from Both James and PEter G??
Yea dAt was SIKK!!
They Gon B In da NHL FO SHO!

by Jack January 14, 2004

brewin

the act of drinking beer.

what up.
o u know we chillin n brewin

by jack January 19, 2004

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

Ru Show

to ruin someone by making fun of them

He Just ru showed your ass!

by Jack April 28, 2003