JAy's definitions

teh

Originally just a misspelling from people typing too fast, "teh" has become a word used by net.writers to exemplify people who are ignorant or simply not thinking clearly (perhaps because they're typing too fast).

I was reading a fundamentalist site the other day, and the writer was all upset about kids listening to rock'n'roll. He believes it's TEH DEVIL MUSIC FROM HELL.

by Jay August 9, 2003

philled

The act of killing a conversation when your name is Phil

Phil, you just philled it!

by Jay June 2, 2004

LTNP

Long-Term Non-Progressor. Used to describe a small subset of HIV-positive people who are asymptomatic for decades. An LTNP doesn't need antiretrovirals; his or her body manages to control the virus on it's own.

Edmund White, the famous novelist, is an LTNP.

by Jay June 20, 2006

Herm

one who has both male and female sex organs

that it is a herm

by Jay May 10, 2003

Da Gump

nickname/ slang for the city of montgomery, alabama

Guy # 1: yo where ya from dawg?

guy #2: yo i represent da gump

by Jay July 18, 2003

The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.

by Jay December 10, 2004

Childrens Institute

A dumbed down, children's version of the Basic Seminar. Children are organized into teams of 5-15 and carry on bible lessons as well as arts and crafts.

"Hey is that basic seminar going to have a Children's Institute?"

by jay February 21, 2005