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Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.
by Jay August 4, 2003
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suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.
by Jay May 18, 2004
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Flying Nigger

When you see an oncoming car at night with only one headlight you point and say"flying nigger!"
by Jay February 12, 2004
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grody lover

janitor, one who loves dirty things
by jay April 25, 2003
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mang

Plain and simple, this was started by the Mexicans. It's their way of saying "Man".. This is due to the Mexican accent converted to English. Now people say 'mang' because it's (1) different and (2) humorous.
"What's up, mang?"
by Jay June 2, 2004
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dollabill

Worth more then a dime
Ayo that showty right there.She a dollabill cuzz
by Jay January 10, 2005
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Pun Entertaina

a guy who is popular wid d ladies n looks like hes a sweetheart but has a hidden agenda
by jay June 25, 2003
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