385 definitions by JAy

alice in chains

emotion at its finest

by JAy September 30, 2003

crog

the destroyer of the universe toy as seen on friends.

crog will kill us all!

by JAy July 24, 2004

piss wizard

Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.

Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.

by JAy January 23, 2003

Julian Casablancas

Extremely sexy man with a sick-arse gorgeous voice. Look at his dress sense. Now look at yours. Brilliant.

He will rock your fucking balls off.

by JAy December 18, 2003

sylph

Elemental spirit of the air. commonly faeries with wings.

Hey, look a sylph, wow!

by JAy December 2, 2004

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by JAy March 18, 2005

stats

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.

From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net

by JAy January 22, 2004