JAy's definitions

smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

by Jay May 10, 2003

binger

anus, butthole

Babe, you really have a stinky binger tonight, did you just crap

by Jay June 17, 2004

xl

a member of the fattoid species; and can be found on his garden city postal route slipping in mud patches. one who has a big gulp for every breakfast and a faggot son who can't read

God dammit! xl ate my donut!

by jay February 12, 2005

corrar

one who likes to like his own nuts and then insert them into a young male sheep

man, he really pulled a corrar on that sheep

by Jay February 12, 2004

hooky

polite way of saying the f word, means the same thing just not as offensive

Alright, who went and hookied with my stuff.

by jay March 4, 2005

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

stem

the dick, not including the head.

when u jack w/ no lube, u usually only play w/ the stem.

by Jay May 29, 2003