J's definitions

money

Can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'

by J January 12, 2004

biggo

Any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small penis, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. Usually referred to by society as "freak". Is sometimes called by the nickname "bitch" followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.

"Hey look, it's a Biggo." "Come here bitch!" *whistle* *toss stick*

by J December 15, 2004

Shitter

A word one utters right before you blow some twat (or twats) into the next world. Best used when disposing of political enemies or exacting vengeance on some fucktard who has denigrates your line of work.

From the unnecessarily violent comic strip "Peanut".

Spodsie: "You cunts better start looking for a proper job! HAHAHAHA!"

Dave: "Shitter!" (Bang!-Bang!-Bang!)

by J March 9, 2005

narjar

A bloke that ditches his mates for his evil girlfriend.
This wanker prefers dates over mates and hoes over bro's.

Moffat is a rectal narjar.

by j August 10, 2004

Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 3, 2005

RaVeRSurGe

one who likes to insert weird tracknames in tracklistings

02. Steve Hamster - Conclusion (Mesh Dub)
06. Roy Wood & Wizzard - 'I Wish it could be christmas everyday (dub)'

by j July 27, 2003

Tom DeLay

Evil un-American, unethical bastard who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. Has absolutely no respect for the constitution or judges upholding the constitution. A former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.

Hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over Tom DeLay.

Give Tom DeLay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy America while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.

by J April 21, 2005