J's definitions

kaillera

an online tool used for alot of emulators, is very well made and can be a lot of fun whoopin your mates online at some classic games.

Jason: I so rule,
Scott: no, you dont
Jason: YOU WANNA BRAWL WIT ME?!
Scott: MORTAL KOMBAT!
*at the end of the fight*
Jason: as I said, I so rule

by J April 6, 2004

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005

quig

a quig is a long haired frail creature with human like characteristics,yet more primative.

by J October 17, 2003

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

B&

B Ampersand
B And
Banned

<@lol> OMG YOU ARE SO B&
*** lol sets channel #WTF mode +b *!@*

by J November 3, 2004

Damien Rice

Brilliant singer/songwriter from Cellbridge County Killdare.
Absolutely unreal live!!!

"I was at that Damien Rice gig last night, it was amazing!"

by j April 9, 2005

jzo

marked by the characteristic of being cooler than cool,in reference to a short asian girl dubbed 'jzo' by her fellow surburia gangstas. not of course,affiliated with jlo.

wussup jzo! u noe!

by j December 11, 2003