zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003

Hairsuite

A mammoth amount of long, black, shinning pubic hair protruding from one's vagina.

John McDonagh's sister has her orginal hairsuite from 1980.

by Hugh G Rection May 12, 2003

Wang

a) A very common Chinese surname
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick

Ad placed in the papers by a computer seller in the 80's:
LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR WANG IN THREE SESSIONS

by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003

Xanadu

One of the 10 worst movies in History.

I realized that Olivia's ass was way too flat.

by Hugh G Rection January 22, 2005

masterbation

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005

Pinche gringo cara de mierda

Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.

Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)

by hugh g rection March 17, 2009