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Baby Stick

I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
by Gordo September 8, 2005
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spamela

a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde
Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel
by gordo January 4, 2005
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Miur

An exotic pet with a very short temper. Has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. Is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous.
I replaced my guard dogs with Miurs
by Gordo December 4, 2003
mugGet the Miurmug.

trucker hat

a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.

despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.
I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.
by Gordo December 6, 2004
mugGet the trucker hatmug.

Duke of Sussex

A man’s cock.
And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…
by Gordo January 16, 2023
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5-on-1

Male masturbation (from 5 fingers and 1 dick)
I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go play a little 5-on-1.
by Gordo December 28, 2004
mugGet the 5-on-1mug.

raging sider

A side pony tail.worn by jocks,dalkey girls and mounties.
OMG! That raging sider is totally ragorific!
by gordo January 17, 2005
mugGet the raging sidermug.

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