Evan's definitions

Teague Eyed

Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed.

The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed.

by Evan August 19, 2003

HEU

Dicks who go on strike even though they make way too much money,

Fuck those idiot hospital workers went on strike again because the government doesn't wipe their ass.

by Evan April 30, 2004

hyp

somebody staring at you, hyponotized

damn that women was hyp

by Evan February 15, 2005

Nigz0r

A derogatory term used in 1337 speak. It is used when the sayer believes the victim is black (nigger) and a hacker (z0r) so they are calling them a nigger hacker

"That nigz0r r0x0r3d mez0r"

by Evan November 9, 2003

aoe

Anagram for:

Apple of Enlightenment (an object in the video game Earthbound)

Age of Empires (Game series by Microsoft)

Area of Effect (self explanitory)

by Evan September 21, 2003

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004

Faithful Boy

THe dumbest comeback ever invented by Dajuan Bryson.

"You fat-ass, brown chuck-wearin BEEYITCH!"
"Shut up....you faithful boy!"
"...what?"

by Evan January 19, 2005