road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004

big coke

Slang term for cocaine addict. Also name for somebody who thinks they are bigger, faster, stronger. BFS as a big toke would call it. Also see,
oakley
smokley
big oak
big smoke
big toke

Big coke: Blowing coke makes me BFS.

by evan June 03, 2004

already

the retard's way for saying all ready. this is not proper english. already is not a word. see all ready

shut the hell up all ready.

by evan March 25, 2005

agent orange

alias of rapper Cage from the Smut Peddlers

Dick Starbuck and Agent Orange, Porno detectives

by Evan August 14, 2003

Washa

I am a psycho. Said in responce to a question or request when someone is going crazy.

Emily: Hey Evan, could I borrow a piece of paper?
Evan: WASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Evan April 13, 2005

babyarm

Abnormally oversized male genetalia

Look ma' my babyarm sprouted

by Evan December 23, 2003