Eric's definitions

geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

by Eric August 25, 2004

fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

by Eric February 22, 2005

brainbread

Half-Life mod which deals with shooting hordes of horribly modeled zombies. It is recommended to induce vomiting after playing.

He dropped out of school to play brainbread.....

by Eric January 10, 2005

sucka pow

(V) Verb-
To slap someone in a sudden and violent nature; can be used for any sudden, violent motion such as a swing kick.

(N)Noun-
Warning of an incoming slap or any other strike.

"Did you see him get sucka-pow'd in the face, I think he's bleeding."

by Eric March 28, 2005

Linzy Marie (L.M.H.)

The most beautiful girl ever known to man. A dead sexy body with one great booty. Also, the nicest girl you'll ever meet.

Eric Bribeaux would die for Linzy Marie

by Eric February 27, 2005

dirty mex

Pertaining to a person or persons of a mixed portugese and polish heritage. These people tend to drive beat up chevy cavaliers, and date girls with petite frames, yet have extremely large breasts.

Jamie is the dirty mex.

by Eric November 8, 2004

paranoia

a wellknown series of songs enlisted in the "dance dance revolution" collection. each song is typically known for their unpredictable steps and their rather high tempos; the original paranoia mix clocks in at 180 bpm, while the paranoia survivor max mix flows at a blistering 290 beats per minute.

by eric September 25, 2003