David's definitions

sheeptard

The divine spirit.

Sheeptard is god

by David December 30, 2003

Snerbinator

Fully grown Snerbs who have completed their training and mastered the art of masturbation. Also proficient in handing out random information and knowledge on a wide variety of subjects. Very hermatic and impervious to all degrees of sarcasm

Fnord - Holy shit a snerbinator
Snerbinator - ph33r!!!
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Snerbinator - lololol!!! HS..HS...HS..HS....pwned...lol
Snerbinator - Win

by David November 18, 2004

Leigh-Cheri Furstenburg-Barcalona

The protagonist of "Still Life With Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins, Leigh-Cheri would be the princess of an obscure European country, had her parents not been exiled to Puget Sound, Seattle. Environmentalist with a thing for outlaws.

On the campus of Outlaw College, professors of essential insanities would characterize the conflicting attitudes of Nina Jablonski and Leigh-Cheri as indicative of a general conflict between social idealism and romanticism.

by David January 16, 2004

2pac

Two pack saltshaker is a bitchass fake mofo

2pac's dead, get over it, let me suck yo mama's tit

by David March 30, 2005

marta

A bus; also known as Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

I'll take the Marta to work today.

by David April 25, 2003

wanksock

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!

by David February 20, 2004

Oort Cloud

A cloud of comets that some astronomers believe exists at the edge of the solar system. There is no evidence to prove the existence of this cloud.

Astronomers believe in the Oort Cloud.

by David March 8, 2004