fiance

Future Ex-wife, person you plan to get married to.
french for "kill me"

meet melissa she is my future ex-wife she calls me her fiance

by dave February 03, 2005

US Cavalry

A website that allows you to buy perephinelia from the US Military and US Police units (including SWAT).

"You can buy boots, clothes, BDU's, GPS transmittors, binocs, dogtags, patches, and many more! ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

dong breath

After some ho be giving ya head and then ya sniff her breath, thats be what yall smelling

man that ho is such a skank, she always gots the dong breath

by Dave May 13, 2005

fartnug

a small nugget of anything that might fall from one's anus during the process of flatulation

Say there friend, thats one nasty FARTNUG that fell from your asshole when you farted!

by Dave August 02, 2003

plane

1. v. for a flying object to strike a stationary object.

1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.

by dave September 14, 2004

marijuanero

Spanish. A person who uses marijuana. Stoner.

Si, me gusta Jorge, el es un verdadero marijuanero. (Sure I like George, he's a true stoner)

by Dave June 12, 2004

fairy

*An offensive word toward a male coward.

*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.

*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.

*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.

"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"

"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."

"Fairies are not real."

"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "

by Dave December 09, 2004