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a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.
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See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by dave December 4, 2003
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"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
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by Dave November 17, 2003
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by Dave November 16, 2003
Get the PB mug.*To masturbate.
*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.
*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.
*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
by Dave April 1, 2004
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by Dave January 8, 2005
Get the nutzi mug."Man I am phat!"
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much
"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much
"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o
by Dave March 26, 2004
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