Virginia

*The first state of the United States, and therefore the state containing Washington DC, the nation's capital. Easily a state with more history than any other in the nation.

*An appropriate slang term for "vagina".
"Where can I find the Pentagon or the White House?"
"Virginia."

"I loked up fart and one of the definitions was talking about "fart from the virginia", so I got so inspired to define Virginia."
-me
by Dave October 19, 2004
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canoozing

A canoe trip combined with the comsumption of a large amount of cheap beer(preferably Old Mil)
Nate lost his paddle but managed to save the cooler when we tipped over in the rapids while canoozing
by dave November 21, 2004
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jaf

That blokes a jaf
by Dave February 03, 2003
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Brass

*Ammunition casing.

*British terminology referring to negative quality.

*Another term for "money".

*Synonym for "shoot", used often by Australian military terminology.

*Powerful military commanders who, for example, call certain shots.
MOM : "Don't forget to pick up the brass when you're done shooting your Garand, OK?"
ME : "Whatever. Not like we have a reloading kit or something..."

LIMEY : "That bitch was brass mate!"

DRUG-DEALER : "No brass, no deal. Now get outta here."

AUSSIE : "Ah'll brass that bitch up mate!"

LIEUTENANT : "The operation was a success!"
COLONEL : "I noticed. I'm gonna bring it up with the Brass later on. Hope they accept the results though....you know how nervous and picky the Brass can be."
by Dave June 06, 2004
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Thump Eah Eah Eah

To be screwed

Derived from the sound of squeeky bed springs or sex without sufficent lubricant.
Bob: "What happened to that chick who got caught giving BJs in the boys room?"
Dan: "Thump Eah Eah Eah"
by Dave October 10, 2004
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go west

A slang term originating from the wirral.
Used to describe the release of short bursts of temper by a person. (To go crazy)
"If you piss him off anymore, hes going to go west on you"
by Dave August 11, 2003
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Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.
"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."
by Dave June 20, 2004
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