Dave's definitions

Rooskie

Improper spelling of the word "ruskie", which is a racist slur toward a Russian.

"Damn Rooskies!"
"You spelt it wrong."
"Oh shut up you commie!"
"Stop being judgmental. I never said I believed in--"
"YES YOU DID GODDAMMIT!!"
"Jesus Christ man. Take some ridalin. No wait, don't, uh, for Godsakes take a sedative or whatever. I mean seriously, it's OK to be proud to be an American, but don't let all that pride get to your head. -,- "

by Dave July 6, 2004

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

by Dave July 6, 2004

American Revolution

See Revolutionary War, which was:

America (the fledgling British colony)
VS
Great Britain (the great empire)

"There are posers who want to start another 'American Revolution' by killing all republicans and, essentially, spreading anarchy."
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.

"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric

by Dave July 6, 2004

RAK

ahr-ay-kay

Random Act of Kindness.

Just an unexpected, and completely random, act of a good deed, hence kindness.

"I figured I'd pay for his meal. You know, just an RAK."
"RAK?"
"Random Act of Kindness."
"Riiiiight..."

by Dave July 7, 2004

quick

Another term for "living"; opposite of "dead". Used often in biblical references.

"Jesus, sitting on the right hand of God, The Father Almighty, will come to judge the quick and the dead."
-near the end of the opening prayer "I believe in God The Father Almighty"

by Dave July 7, 2004