Definitions by Ben

chod 

A dick that is wider than long

She tried to suck the chod, but had a hard time handling the sheer girth of it.

chod by Ben July 18, 2003

tagmonkey 

Someone who manipulates HTML mark-up for artistic purposes such as over at www.tagmonkey.com

I was just tagmonkeying around with the colspan tags to get the icon aligned right of the clear gif colour field

tagmonkey by Ben July 17, 2003

Apostle

Someone who is affiliated to 12 Apostles (www.12-apostles.com) either by providing funding or supplying news on rock, roll and religious matters. All apostles have an additional signifyer relating to their geographic location.

Bow Apostle was discussing with Bondi Apostle about the bodacious story that Lancashire Apostle had posted on Peter Saville and Jacques Derrida.

Apostle by Ben July 17, 2003

orangetastic 

Coined by me in reference to a very orange car. My friend then insisted that it is actually a characteristic of my mom. It is noteworthy that he was blazed at the time.

Your mom's orangetastic!

orangetastic by Ben July 9, 2003

Dazer

A person of minute stature, intensely interested in the scatalogical fields, tends to drive poorly engineered cars by choice. could wield a spanner, if you gaffa taped it to his shaking hands. Also characterised by an extremely swollen groinal area.

Denver Parker

Dazer by Ben July 8, 2003

skunk 

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.

damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?

skunk by Ben June 30, 2003

INTOXICATI

The greatest fucking band of all time; beautiful music.

"You like Linkin Park? Fag, go listen to INTOXICATI before I urinate in your mouth"

INTOXICATI by Ben June 24, 2003