Balls's definitions

Scobie face

The act of at least 6 prostitutes shitting in a bucket and pouring it over a john's face by his request.

Chris paid $2000 to be Scobie Faced the night before his wedding.

by Balls February 3, 2010

froggy eyes

When a man wears a thong/g-string backwards.

Chris pulled out the 'ole' froggy eyes again; we just couldn't believe it was done at the bank.

by Balls October 29, 2004

nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.

Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.

by Balls December 1, 2004

spabba

The flap of skin between yo nuts and your anus.

SPA-ce B-etween your B-alls and A-ss

See chode

Pavey is a total fucking spabba.

by Balls April 1, 2003

Ball licker

Ball licker, going down.

"Hey ballicker, You go down? Teabagger!

by balls November 3, 2003

tre five seven

A three fifty seven revolver handgun that holds six bullets and does not release the shell of its bullets when fired.

He broke into my house so I shot him with my tre five seven

by balls June 19, 2006

seedywobble

When Adam Tomita smacks an east Russian she-male after having crazy butt sex with him/her.

Adam, I heard you seedywobbled that bitch.
P.S. He's done it before.

by balls January 25, 2005