Austin's definitions

Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long

Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.

by austin November 30, 2004

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

Two-Bit

Smartass;somebody who always has to get the last word in

We didn't need a sarcastic remark Two-Bit.

by Austin November 16, 2004

dilly bar

a gay treat found at Dairy Queen

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.

by Austin October 6, 2004

fuck hole

Where you go to fuck.

Get your own damn fuck hole!!!

by Austin September 12, 2004

Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

by Austin September 12, 2004

fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004