Andrew's definitions

Lesbone

adj. slang for lesbian

dat girl was all over that other chick whata lesbone

by Andrew September 15, 2004

steamy lincoln

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

by Andrew April 11, 2005

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

gottem

What you yell when you grab a fine girls ass or tits.

When I grabbed Christel's tits, he yelled "GOTTEM!"

by andrew June 27, 2003

camel

My wife, I love you <3

Camel, will you marry me?

by Andrew February 21, 2005

neck face

a graffiti artist who runs around signing his name with a hairy arm or snaggly-toothed monster.

neck face is ugly. beat your kids.

by andrew September 21, 2004

chum

how to dispose of a dead body

the sharks ate the chum right up and we are now free. the body will never be found

by andrew May 23, 2003