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RUI

Riding Under the Influence. When you are "operating" a bicycle/ scooter/ skateboard while on drugs or alcohol. This is actually illegal in many US states.
I tried to avoid drinking and driving by riding a bicycle to the bar, but then I got busted for RUI by this asshole cop.
by Al February 19, 2005
mugGet the RUImug.

pudwacker

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.
What a pudwacker.
by al November 26, 2003
mugGet the pudwackermug.

mmuuuahaha

The sound made by an evil genius as he finalizes his plans for world domination
Then I'll take over the world. Mmuuuahaha!!
by Al March 29, 2005
mugGet the mmuuuahahamug.

ratzy

A place (rave) help every Monday nights mainly used by male homosexuals where they meet and give each other sexual pleasure.
Are you going to ratzy tonight?
by Al September 29, 2006
mugGet the ratzymug.

McDonalds

1. Fast food restuarant chain.

2. Recently second largest private landholder in the world (after the Catholic Church), as McDonald's attempts to own all land on which franchises are built.

3. An establishment that should be renamed Fatass, because:
a. They could get away with it.
b. You could "plus size" things, and get "fat fries", not to mention the "fatass burger".
c. People suing them would have to make the arguement that "Fatass" never warned them that eating there would make them fat.
1. The McDonald's Shake isn't even called a milk shake, mainly on account of false advertising claim laws.

2. The man who owns McDonald's is wealthier than most people think, or even could imagine in concrete terms.

3. Yeah, I got a Fatty Meal at Fatass today. I gotta stop eating there, cause I think it might be making me fat.
by Al October 12, 2003
mugGet the McDonaldsmug.

pizzle

A penis. This word dates back to medaeval times. Bull's pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks, or tanned like leather and used as whips. also a pretty decent punk/skater band currently signed to Magnatune.com.
bull's pizzle is back on the menu, sir.
by Al January 29, 2005
mugGet the pizzlemug.

hunny

1. Woman usually seen in the company of rappers, pimps, gang members, etc... This term usually implies that said woman is attractive, but results may vary.

2. Used before "bunny" in an incredibly white, suburban context, usually to reffer to one's spouse.
1. Sir Mix-A-Lot definitely would've dedicated "Baby Got Back" to his hunny.

2. Hunny-bunny, could you get the champagne? That would be corking.
by Al October 27, 2003
mugGet the hunnymug.

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