me's definitions

grangela

a beautiful combination of perfection and more perfection wrapped into one. The only thing beastly about it is that nothing can bring grangela down!

OMG! It's grangela! Let's throw our bodies over the patch of mud so that grangela does not have to dirty her super-cool flip flops!

by me June 3, 2004

Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005

hmm

a word u use wen theres nothing else to say

hmm ..........................

by me December 9, 2003

payce

A bank within the Vatican.

The pope went to the payce to get some euros.

by me July 19, 2006

master beta

descriptive noun. the term one is called when they master bet.

by me March 14, 2003

scrawg

to fuck some bitch really hard

I want to scrawg that hottie over there.

by me February 5, 2005