Definitions by me

The Killers 

Kick-ass awesome band. The fact that they're so popular with the MTV types gives me hope for humanity, that maybe people still do have some taste.

Save some face, you know you've only got one.

The Killers by Me April 20, 2005

snitch 

Someone whos death is caused by baseball bat to the back of the head...after I find the MOTHER F***ER WHO SNITCHED ON ME AND GOT ME THROWN IN JAIL!!!!

"Hey, I forgot to mention, but I was the one that called the cops on you that night, I uh hope your not mad." "O no I'm not mad, I've gotten over it, here, lets shake hands and be fri-<BOOM> <CRACK> <SMASH> <WA-POW> <THUD>......... bitch.

snitch by ME April 19, 2005

Chewbacca defense 

A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.

Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>

Chewbacca defense by ME April 19, 2005

Pi

1. A really awesome black and white movie made in 1998. Directed by Darren Aronofsky, director of Requiem for a Dream (which I didn't know till I looked it up just now). It's about a crazy math guy that is trying to predict the stock market, when his machine dies and spits out a number (which isn't pi). He believes the number is the key to understanding the universe and God. I don't want to give away what happens after that though.

2. Approximately 3.14. Used in math and such.

1.
Guy- "Have you seen Pi?"
LameGuy- "lol wats it bout? circles n such?!1 XD"
Guy- "It has angry Jewish people..."
Lameguy- "Awesome!"

2.
I read pi pages of the Iliad, then couldn't take the intense bordom anymore.

Pi by Me April 19, 2005

blows

meaning that you dont like something and it everyone is unhappy with it. the world would be a better place without it...

also meaning blow-jobs, or to suck on a males lower middle extremity

these two definitions may be used together to describe the utter lack of use for something

basketball blows monkey balls....

blows by me April 18, 2005

nai

A pink and sparkly dark princess

"ooooh, there's Nai!"

nai by me April 18, 2005

MILF 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

MILF by Me April 15, 2005