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slonggina

tuck yo cock between yo legs and then put yo legs together so it looks like you got a pussy
My girlfriend gets pissed when i give myself a slonggina and tell her to eat it
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
mugGet the slongginamug.

farting around

like procrastinating, not getting to the point, or just mucking around
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
mugGet the farting aroundmug.

cellphone

by Anonymous April 10, 2003
mugGet the cellphonemug.

tharine

tired of being trapped in less dimensions than what is deserved, empathic and charismatic to a fault.
ive always wanted to fuck a tharine.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
mugGet the tharinemug.

spar

yo ma spar
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
mugGet the sparmug.

Atheist

A very broad catagory of people that others may consider anything from unethical to logical. In truth atheism (a-lacking; theism-beleif in a higher power) makes up a large number of people with different beleifs. Not all atheists are such because they don't have proof that God exists.

I, for one, am atheist because I know that if I were Christian, and I ended up in heven, I would feel guilty that a good many people in hell were there for eternity because they grew up with one set of "heretical" beleifs and "were never taught better".

I beleive that hell is a punishment that people are told they will face if they are not good to their fellow man. This would be a good thing, however, if, say, a Native American, who did not beleive Christ was the son of God and did only good during his life, goes to hell, that defeats the concept.

Nobody has the right to say one child is born with "original sin" and the way to cleanse him is to pay the church.

I have many reasons to be atheist (and science is one of them). It is always better to judge the individual than to put everybody into about 25 groups and dictate their right to live on this planet based on that.
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
mugGet the Atheistmug.

guano

by Anonymous October 8, 2003
mugGet the guanomug.

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