anonymous's definitions

virii

Incorrect pluralization of "virus", used by people who want to make themselves look smarter.

"My computer is infected with virii! I am also a moron."

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Yo

see wordumword

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.

Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

bilf

bride I'd like to fuck

I went to the wedding. She was a real BILF!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

beady eye

when your eye sticks a few centimeters outta your eye socket

Sonya Khalil
Manager of Pizza Hut - Rosemeadow

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

moats

To be totaly and absolutly screwed over

after geting struck by lightning 15 times in a row every one knew dave had been moatsed

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

wheaties

The breakfast of champions.

Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003