donkey fruit punch

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.

Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

by Anonymous April 09, 2003

sure

hell i dunno

Umm.... sure....

by Anonymous March 06, 2003

mmmgay

adj: 1. having severe homoerotic nature.
interjection: 2. used to proclaim paramount gayness of a situation. 3. Used by one having extreme gayness to express homoerotic pleasure.

1. "Hey so, like I know this really cool italian place down the street...So you know, you want to go get a bite to eat with me?"
"No man, thats pretty mmmgay!
2. "Whoa! Dude when you grabbed for those peanuts on my lap you just touched my dick, MMMGAY!"
3. "Hey that cock in my mouth tasted fabulous! mmmgay...."

by Anonymous May 04, 2003

milk.sporkyou.com

forum that is now nonexistantial.

stupid chris/brian.

milk.sporkyou.com sucks!

aka FJF or Funnyjunk forum

by anonymous March 05, 2004

freethinker

A person whose only believe is science and not god. Some freethinkers believe that god has abandoned us for a long time ago.

God doesn't exist. The bible said nothing about dinosaurs and that the earth was flat.

by Anonymous January 03, 2005

konstantine

The most important influence in one's life. Like the "constant" in a mathmatical formula, it will always exist and always effect whatever it influences. Is often used to refer to someone who is extremely dear to another. Term was was firt coined by Andrew McMahon, lead singer of the band "Something Corporate" in the song "Konstantine"

"It's not hard to dream, you'll always be my Konstantine"

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Eastern European Prostitute

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.

EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache

by anonymous February 03, 2005