Tyler's definitions

poodoop

The sound heard when one pinches out an ovalized poop turd, similar to throwing a bowling ball into a large body of water. Often associated with the "bidet effect" or "oversplash." Frequently accompanied by words of encouragement or envy from a nearby stall.

"I was at Target doin the business, when a poodoop echoed throughout the restroom from an adjacent stall."

by Tyler February 25, 2004

Floppage

floppage: noun 1: The measure of an object's current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: The state of man in which the genital mass sits awkwardly within one's boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: A state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: Any time in which one's extremities flop. 5: The scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.

Dude!! Ive got major floppage!!!!

by Tyler November 18, 2004

twitterpated

When I feel a certain way about a girl

Me and a girl. Specifically one I am attracted to.

by Tyler March 10, 2004

24681097531

stupid dumb ugly an a waste of time

that kid is so 24681097531.

by Tyler May 23, 2022

crap

your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)

"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."

by Tyler January 2, 2007

Shut The Hell Up

Another word for saying "be quiet" in an angry manner.

Shut up!!!Shut the hell up!!!

by Tyler April 5, 2004

Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."

I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?

by Tyler March 18, 2005