Sam's definitions

hotten

dutch nonsense word. no real meaning. something a bit silly....
sorta like something you would call someone you knew, just for fun and profit. yes.

hotten, what is hotten? I dunno hotten? well hotten. yes hotten. Hotten Mc. Floppy Tot? yes
or Hotten Totten himself.

by sam April 6, 2004

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 5, 2004

love lance

the schlong, a big big dong.

'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'

by sam April 5, 2004

kangaroos

Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.

"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"

by Sam April 4, 2004

samol

Piece of shit boy who trys to be a man.
Claims to pick up on the lady folk and says that he is a real "Rico Suave". He is the real queer boy who cannot get close to girls. He just tries to show off in front of his friends, but has no skills picken up the ladies. He is afraid of every race not to his own, because they all slam him because of his small pee pee. He must be from Viet...

Related to Versaci, and Monti

by sam April 3, 2004

bulh

A term used in any situation. Done by speaking into ones cheek.

"Hey Sam, did you clean your room"
"Bulh"

"Is it true that you are the kid that boned the ugly fuck in the year below us?"
"Bulh"

by Sam April 2, 2004

Bust out

A polite yet remarekably slang term for ones arse misfortune.

"Hey larry, did you get a laod of thet Bust out it stank of ass"
"Yer i sure did, that was one HUGE bust out"

by Sam April 2, 2004