Sam's definitions

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.

Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes

by Sam March 3, 2005

physucks

A term for physics when expressing severe frustration and hatred for the subject

"Physucks is owning my weekend" "Physucks serves no purpose"

by Sam March 3, 2005

carson kressley

star of queer eye for the straight guy, which is undoubtedly the coolest reality tv show. ever. also one of the top coolest gay guys alive today, even outside the world of reality tv. dominant male of the fab five.

im crassey for kressley!

by sam March 3, 2005

caiti

1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money

1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.

by sam March 1, 2005

edbore

The sound a penis makes when you masturbate too HARD.

My penis edbored last night.

by Sam February 28, 2005

sac lunch

Putting your scrotum in a girls mouth. Same as a tea-bag, but it just stays in there.

Yeah, like that sac lunch.

by Sam February 26, 2005

Carl to-go

Giving a Sac Lunch and a Hot Carl at the same time

Isn't this Carl to-go delicious? mmmmm.

by Sam February 26, 2005