Sam's definitions

Samandega

An Island on the sea of chronic. The state of being high.

This weed will take you to Samandega with a first class ticket

by Sam March 20, 2005

nuttsacker

A move in chess where you knock over the opponents pieces with your nutsack.

Finklehelm - 'Ha ha, checkmate'
Marmaduke - 'Oh no, you got me with the old nuttsacker...'

by Sam March 17, 2005

Superdouche

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.

No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.

by Sam March 17, 2005

dudewhore

Dudewhore

(N) One who perpetuates his own social status through the use of raw muscle, or pictures taken with modern electronics, in order to impress girls. The dudewhore often travels alone, or with few others, due to the fact that having more people means less individual attention. He is often mistaken for an A+F model, so it's all good.

(V) The act of being a dudewhore.

(N) The dudewhore looked over his shoulder at the bar, sized up his prey, and readied the picture of his abs on his cellphone.

(V) He proceeded to dudewhore as he had never done before.

by Sam March 17, 2005

shit on my cheese

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

by Sam March 16, 2005

critical mass

a collective group of people who join together for a greater cause.

the kids saw the pigs comming down the street, and all formed a critical mass and pushed the dumpster into the middle of the street and set in on fire.

by sam March 14, 2005

petermichl

A general term for a male's genital region.

Oh say there, it sure did hurt when the ball collided with my petermichl.

by Sam March 13, 2005