Sam's definitions

Apache

A popular, free webserver that runs the majority of websites.

Microsoft only dreams of creating some as good as apache.

by Sam September 30, 2003

Gert

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

by Sam November 13, 2003

Jew hawk

A mohawk or fohawk covering the head of a jew
(not to be confused with jewhawk a hawk that is jewish)

Hey Look at his Jew hawk

by Sam April 6, 2005

blorp

An exclamation made while belching

Person 1: *Blorp*

Person 2: "Good one."

by sam May 4, 2004

Aryan

The ancient spelling of the word "Iranian".
literary means noble in old Persian and Sanskrit. noble also literary means a free wo/man in Persian (kind of a more spiritual freedom than material).

historical note:
The term Aryan was stolen by German philosophers in 18 century since the linguistics discovered some similarities between Indo-Iranian languages and European languages. They used to have a common language so they must have had common ancestors. so If Iranians call themselves Aryan so we should do that too!

Arya(n)mehr= The Lights of Aryans {title of the late king of Iran}

by sam December 2, 2003

geeber

Slang term for a gravity bong hit.

Yo, I'm lookin' to get housed. Pull me a geeber?

by Sam March 31, 2005

jiz

Spunk.

Its basicly a shorter word for semen, god knows why people dont just call it cum.

"I just put my hand in your jiz didnt i."

"Yes you did al"

by Sam November 17, 2003