telford boy

a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).

any lad from orleton park.

by paul May 24, 2004

soldier

A member of the ARMY.

Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.

by Paul June 19, 2006

WAG Relationship

A code for a Fag Hag and Gay guy relationship that is strangely one sided where the woman meets the gay man's every need (excluding sex) seemingly in exchange for nothing. "Will And Grace" Relationship.

She needs to stop returning his calls. It's just a WAG Relationship.

by Paul August 24, 2004

Distortion

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'

In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.

by Paul April 23, 2004

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Slang for 'For Real My Nigga'

You is fo shizzle mah nizzle wizzle

by Paul April 28, 2004

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 07, 2004

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

by Paul January 09, 2005