by Paul January 02, 2004
A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by Paul November 29, 2004
Loud high pitched term of appreciation, ranging from the humble thankyaaah to the truly excruciating thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, first attributes to Patrick Trueman (if you don't know, consider yourself lucky), although this is a tenuous link at best.
(me): Here, have an earwig....
(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter
(me): Here, have an earwig....
(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter
by Paul December 02, 2003
The wheel on a shopping cart that looks totally normal.....but when the trolley is loaded makes the whole thing uncontrollable.
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