bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money
Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!
by Paul February 05, 2004
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crapshit

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit
by Paul June 19, 2003
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SENILE DELINQUENT

a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty
" my dad's a senile delinquent "
by paul April 14, 2005
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muck the barn

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.
by Paul February 16, 2005
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Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.
John likes to read The Grauniad.
by Paul April 26, 2004
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Can

1) The rear end of a human being, typically female, but sometimes male as well. see ass

2) When used in association with "it" can means to shut up, or to stop talking.

3) A typically round, metal container, that may carry a beverage or other fluids or solids.

4) A word that has since become rarely used, meaning toilet.

5) An object in the backyard children's game kick the can

6) International short form for Canada. Used only in upper case letters: CAN
1) Look at the can on that hoe!

2) Can it, bitch.

3) Yo G, hook me up with a can of coke

4) I'll be right back. I gotta go to the can.

5) Kenny kicked the can. You're all free to go.

6) While watching an international hockey game, the score might say CAN - 5, SWE - 2
by Paul September 25, 2004
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