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Aberdeen, Washington

The town that Kurt Cobain WAS born in...is a next to Hoquiam, WA where so many mistaken folk attribute him as being born. There is no hospital in Hoquiam only in Aberdeen
He wasn't born in Hoquiam folks, get it right.
by Paul April 20, 2005
mugGet the Aberdeen, Washingtonmug.

lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.
by Paul January 22, 2005
mugGet the lord_of_muffinsmug.

grooming

The act of pedifiles coaxing children into sexual encounters via the internet.
Earlier this year, Andrew Lay, a 35-year-old from Milton Keynes, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences against a young girl he first contacted through a chatroom when she was just 12.
by paul February 23, 2004
mugGet the groomingmug.

human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
mugGet the humanmug.

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!
Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.
by Paul February 2, 2005
mugGet the Gypsy Hypnosismug.

El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.
Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick
by Paul May 7, 2004
mugGet the El Guappomug.

ruffe

Something someone slips into a girl's drink so he can have sex with her
Peter wants to slip a ruffe into Tara's drink so he can have sex with her.
by Paul May 13, 2005
mugGet the ruffemug.

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