Paul's definitions

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006

Intel

Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.

"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."

by Paul June 18, 2006

Fry Action

Fry Action is the term used to ask another for a fair portion of french fries (the fair portion is at least two decently sized fries). Can also be used for other foods, but it not always two of the different items.

Yo Dave, give me some fry action!
(Dave gives asker three fries to show that he is decent human being).

by Paul April 21, 2006

EMS

Emergency Medical Service

1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.

by Paul April 9, 2006

Weak

Lacking in Skill, Strength or Quality

Your powers are weak old man!

by Paul February 13, 2006

boyakasha

A phrase made popular in recent years by the brilliant comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, star of the HBO special, Da Ali G Show. The show was originally introduced in the UK, then moved to the US, after becoming popular to the point of being hard to fool anyone anymore. The main difference between the UK version and the US version is that in the UK, it had an audience that you could hear laugh, like most tv sitcoms, whereas the US version has no audience reactions. There was also a movie made called Ali G Indahouse before the move to the US. The movie is actually really lame compared to the reality-based series. Cheap humour and... more cheap humour.

If you listen to the song Keep Their Headz Ringin' by Dr.Dre, you will hear a background singer repeating "B-B-B-B-Boyakasha!", which is probably where Ali G got it from.

by Paul November 2, 2005

hell

Where Jerry falwell and everyone else who refuses to see that jesus spent his whole life campaigning against the rich and powerful is going.

all of the RNC is going to hell.

by Paul September 15, 2005