Paul's definitions

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 7, 2004

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

nuff niceness

It is the name of a Jamaican restaurant where I live. We use it when something is really good.

"Canada won the gold medal."

"Nuff niceness on the win."

by Paul September 7, 2004

bam bam bojizzle

Urban American Slang

A state of irrational exuberance.

Oh my god. Bam bam bojizzle, man, I feel great.

by Paul September 7, 2004

dody

weed marajuana pot lye

where da dody at?
pass dat dody.
wanna buy sum dody?

by paul August 31, 2004

ki

kilogram of cocaine or crack

watch the movie scarface they say it throughout the whole movie

by paul August 31, 2004

Pimpocracy

A form of government in which the head of state, the Super-Freak is in charge of maintaining the well being of the Territory, known as "the block" country of "The United States of F**k With This And Get A Lesson On How To Shine My Gators With Ya Ass." Modeled after such blaxploitatious films as Soul Plane, Shaft, Super Fly, and all Quentin Tarantino Films starring Samuel L. Jackson cussing. There is only one rule, Don't get high off your own supply, and several officials of state with duties varying from mainting the Peace( Secretary of Bust a Cap), Overseeing Health Care (Surgeon General of Stop Smoking That S**t), Assisting and mainting the Agricultural Economy (Chairman of the Sticky Icky Icky) and various other important roles. Bill Clinton will have some role in this government, im just not sure yet as to what, he hasn't called me back yet.

You'll see when Democracy is toppled by hard-working street corner and alley way hustlers, who will eat the rich and pimp the system.

by Paul August 24, 2004