Paul's definitions

pimp

derived from the greek "pi": the symbol designating the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter and "imp": the devil's offspring. Therefore a pimp is hellabad and when provoked, will "bitchslap" someone, bringing his hand back and executing the movement in a 'circular' motion.

where's my money bitch!

by Paul July 27, 2004

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 3, 2005

Chill

A word used to describe someone that is cool, popular or dope. People who do their own thing, despite of what other people say about them. Often mis-used to describe an inanimate object (50 cent's new CD is chill). When mis-used, the user loses all respect. People who mis-use chill are often posers.

Those were some fucking chill beats.

by Paul December 8, 2003

faen

Similar to the word FAN, however more derived from internet culture.

Hello faen!

by Paul November 15, 2003

stogie joe

(sto gee jo), n., a suave young man who carries himself in a manner similar to that of a pimp, always equipped with a cigar in mouth

The group enjoyed the party thoroughly, but the real fun didn't start until Stogie Joe arrived, filling the room with a pungent sweetness of the cheap cigar.

by Paul June 20, 2004