Nick's definitions

squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

ball breaker

a fat chick who roles onto your left nut while you're sleeping

That fucking bitch is a real ball breaker - all 500 pounds of her.

by Nick October 18, 2003

cherry picker

1. A fruit farmer

2. Someone who picks the "cherries" of young girls i.e. frees them from their virginity

1. This year's crops were bad, so the cherry picker applied for a farming subsidy.

2. Billy-bob was the town cherry picker. No girl was safe. He thought he was entitled to a farming subsidy too.

by Nick October 17, 2003

cocksmacker

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.

Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

by Nick October 16, 2003

alwight

From homestarrunner.com, a slightly mangled form of the expression "alright!" or "all right!", usually used in jubulation.

Alwight! I won the lottery!

by Nick October 14, 2003

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

by Nick October 13, 2003

doseja

definition used as a slang term for marijuana by loserass hicks that have nothin better to do than making fun of smoking the "doseja"

smoke the doseja there is a car behind us

by nick October 10, 2003