Nick's definitions

Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

e-chink

small annoying offspring of a mexican, an egyptian, and a chineese person.

Damn e-chinks runnuin in my yard tearin up all the landscaping

by Nick March 30, 2005

the program

The program is where you get to go when you catch somebody doing this if you are in a movie or on TV (and I mean television, not a guy with titties).

I thought the program was an education program, like a 4 year program from an accredited institution.

by nick May 15, 2005

cockeater

a woman's pussy

=====)(|) the pussy eats the cock

by nick March 2, 2004

GRC

GRC: (Giant Raping Cat) a cat like creature that rapes people in a dungeon, at times it may seem unbeatable, but has a soft underbelly with an HP of 30. may also appear weak if gang banged repeatedly.
1. that wich you should run from
2.andrew's cousin......run faster
3:what andrew and nick raped back for raping andrew and nick
4:what appears after you run out of turns
**A pimp with white hair, two pistols and a black trench coat and a big red halo like robot with a rifle have been spotted raping a GRC once or twice in the past**
--Also note that a GRC may possibly be connected with those damn dirty flapping penguins gaurding the gates of hell.--

Dude that friggin GRC ganked my crate!

by nick August 7, 2004

Bobby Brown

Dank weed

Last night I smoked some Bobby Brown.

by Nick October 8, 2003