shopvac

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.

She's the biggest shopvac around.

by Nick December 06, 2004

zooked

Zooked- Really hyper...high strung, full of energy..

Dude im so "zooked" right now i just chugged 2 Rockstars.

by Nick December 02, 2005

emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

by Nick November 08, 2003

john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

by Nick March 23, 2005

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

by Nick October 14, 2003

silpy

Acting irritated, or not themselves. Like in a cranky or irritated mood. Acting upset because of a previous event, and letting it show.

Like somebody might be irritated one day, and his friend would be like "Yo man, you actin silpy, somethin happen?" or "why you silpy today man?"

by Nick March 21, 2005

CHODE

Chick Toad

you suck chode....or your such a chode that i'd like to skull fuck your face.

by nick November 19, 2003