Nick's definitions

muppet

a fool

'shut up and go home, you muppet'

by nick August 21, 2003

voluptuous

Old english for a hottie that is fat in all the right places.

I know this chick who has really nice full breastices and a slammin' round ass with soft squeezable hips. She is just fat in all the right places.

I know this guy that farts dust and he calls that voluptuous.

by nick May 23, 2005

FURLZY

a nick name for Furlong XIV

or can be used as FURLZ for anything cool.

yo that car is FURLZ!
or did you see that chick's tit's thay were FURLZ!

by Nick October 11, 2004

thatch

A person with Downs Syndrome. Refers to Corky Thatcher from "Life Goes On".

"She drank pretty heavily throughout the pregnancy and now her kids a total thatch"

by Nick September 12, 2004

Ible

(adj.)
Clever but lazy.

by Nick March 28, 2003

vaginavore

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.

Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.

by nick December 28, 2005

shopvac

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.

She's the biggest shopvac around.

by Nick December 5, 2004