Nick's definitions

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

breastices

plural of breastice. boobs, boobies, titties, funbags, mounds, rack, busom, chest, and tits. The fleshy mounds supporting the teet on females and transvestibules that, on the former supply infants nourishment in the form of breastice milk.

Look at the breastices on that chick, man what a rack.

by nick May 3, 2005

blown job

a job, usually done with this, that fails or does not work out as planned. Not to be confused with a blow job. A blown job can cause alot of problems for the person(s) who contracted the work.

Don't take a job unless you are going to do it right. A blown job can be disasterous.

by nick May 5, 2005

mizzike

never shuts the fuck up. talks to hear his mexican voice.

after fucking a guy in the ass. i openly told everyone i was a mizzike.

by nick May 5, 2005

wicked

Adverb. Severe and distressing; used as an intensive: very, in a high degree; extremely: truly; absolutely: totally.

Used to express awe. Awesome.

That guy is a wicked shitlicker. I am wicked happy. That was wicked admirable. I have a wicked boner.

Wicked!

From an Old Bostonian and a Middle English, an alteration of wicke, ultimately from Old English wicca, sorcerer. See witch.

by nick May 6, 2005

shitlicker

an undesireable person. a derrogatory term used to express discontent.

That guy is a wicked shitlicker.

by nick May 6, 2005

transvestibules

a guy with breastices.

Look at the rack on that pole, is that a pre-op or a TV?

by Nick May 6, 2005