Kenny's definitions

goldiwang

A word Dr. Evil uses referring to goldmember on his CB radio in the Austin Powers movie Goldmember.

" Roger that Goldiwang."

by Kenny February 7, 2005

snot

An whiny and/or annoying young person

Quit asking for candy, you little snot.

by Kenny December 9, 2003

you're slack

st george girls (2003) that stretch out the phonetics of this common phrase and sound more like ambulance sirens than normal humans like most people

that person was a fat ass

you're slaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkk

by Kenny November 10, 2004

podawg

Derived from poboy and dawg, podawg has two meanings.

1. A derogatory term used for your rival, opponent, or enemy.
2. Used between close friends to express comradeship.

1. You stupid podawg, you'll rue the day you messed with me!
2. Hey podawg, what's the haps?

by Kenny August 2, 2004

gornage

Sweat on da ballz that dries and turns into a yellow crust.

Yo man...i got some heavy gornage from this weather.

by Kenny September 11, 2004

launch

What Captian does to every 'Zig' for great justice.

Launch every 'Zig' for great justice.

by kenny April 6, 2004

Coolidge effect

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.

"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."

by Kenny July 30, 2008