Bort's definitions

silvoid

when in addition to "process" a small bone located near the sternum that concaves due to severe sugar depletion, leading to disturbing alcoholism and rampant homophobia.

a coming of age for a young male. The "silvoid process".

by Bort June 22, 2003

utica

The city that God forgot

This city sucks, it reminds me of Utica

by bort April 15, 2005

Bontemps

A person who is very ugly, stupid, and annoying. This person has an extremely false since of cockiness, although has no friends. This person may also be referred to as Screech, Sam Powers, or Dustin Diamond.

i.e. - the worst of all insults

Quit being a Bontemps!

by bort September 25, 2004

noite

A way of typing Goodnight in a british accent.

“Goodnight, Bud!”

“Noite!”

by Bort October 2, 2017

Piasecki

When somebody farts and it smells really bad, almost to the point where you think they have soiled themselves.

"Oh my gosh that is NASTY! You just Piaseckied in your pants didn't you!"

by bort April 17, 2003

Blaskee

A creepy person most likely named George. This person siddles into your room, you can't see or hear him, and then he'll laugh at a joke to reveal his presence. He'll also hide in the bushes to follow people around.

Blaskee? Where's Blaskee!? F'n Blaskee...

by bort April 15, 2005

Cobra Kai

An overrated GLB team with absolutely no balls or basic logic.

Those Cobra Kai fags backed down like some straight up bitches when Flames54 offered a fair compromise. LOL pussies.

by Bort October 8, 2008