scott's definitions

gondle

a synonym of gooch and taint--referring to the area between sac and crack.

When I sat down, the Gold Bond fell to my gondle...ooch.

by Scott January 9, 2005

nuck if you buck

if you're gonna be a hater and talk shit in a niggas face you better be ready to throw down and catch a beating


if you buck (talk shit), you better be ready to nuck (fight)

"nigga i aint playin right now, you better nuck if you buck fool or take your clown ass the fuck home"

by scott April 20, 2005

ThisMr x

one who is loved and adored by all except for people named cortney and court.

cortney should be like ThisMr x

by scott February 23, 2005

cock jedi

a girl that pisses you off then drags you into the bedrrom to fuck your brains out so you forget about beng angry as hell at her

that fucking whore tasha is such a cock jedi i can't get rid of her, who can argue with 6 times a day?

by Scott January 1, 2005

SKUTAH BONE

An awesome title bestowed on a man whom undergoes a terrific transformation from a gigantic nerd/geekinto one of (if not THE) coolest people on earth!

Yo, Skutah Bones! What the science!?! (Shao)

by Scott May 7, 2004

maestro

The greatest freestyler in modern day hip hop. See also bone

Maestro laced some mother fuckin tight ryhmes today nigga.

by Scott September 9, 2003

elephant walk

but one arm on the person's shoulder in front of you, then with the other arm reach behind you and grap the dick dick of the guys back there. walk in a single file line like elephants

yea i saw him and his gay firends elephant walking around campus

by scott April 16, 2003