jeff's definitions

stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

by Jeff April 19, 2006

BCS

Black Cock Slut. This is fairly new terminology. Most people still think you're talking about NCAA Football.

That overweight white girl with the big earrings is a BCS.

by Jeff April 13, 2006

Robotard

slang; reffering to someone who trips on Dextromethorphan
similar to MJ's stoner

look at that Damn robotard!
damnable robotard!

by Jeff November 30, 2005

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 5, 2005

gruntwork

(adj): any type of labor that requires little to no training.
Simple work easy tasks, ETC


see also: grunt

Person A: I always get stuck doing the gruntwork!

Person B: What do you expect for minimum wage?

by Jeff May 18, 2005

hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

red sky at mourning

a metalcore band straight out of smalltown ,california (a.k.a Orinda). comibing the soothing sounds of bane, and the intensity of miles davis

put a gun to my broken heart, and stare through me as you pull the trigger - to yobtar with love-----off of the Guns Of Autumn E.P.

by Jeff May 13, 2005