j's definitions

pleasure stick

1. A male sex organ, normally erect, that is to be thrust into any warm oraphace.

Please, let me fondle your pleasure stick!

by j February 7, 2004

CBS

The network to watch the best fiction TV shows...aka 60 Minutes.

Wow, Dan Rather tell the whole truth!

by J September 28, 2004

jail

a place where you shouldn't drop the soap and give the bully your fruit cocktail.

Let me have your fruit cocktail.

Don't drop the soap!!!

by J April 21, 2004

Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.

I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.

by J November 26, 2003

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

mtv

a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho.

watch mtv 2

person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.

by j July 18, 2004

badunkadunk

As a noun - (most common use) = a female's buttocks.

As an adjective (or Onomonpeia) - Refers to the sound of the passanger residing in the trunk of an automobile...

When we hit as speed bumb, that cop went a badunkadunkin'....

by J July 11, 2006