j's definitions

kunoichi

female ninja

A beautiful kunoichi attacked without warning.

by J October 10, 2003

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 13, 2004

Pile of Cunt

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.

This assignment is a pile of cunt!

by J March 10, 2005

fagmaster

a homosexual crew leader

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster

by J March 11, 2003

Tub Thumper

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.

Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper

by J January 25, 2003

jacts

a cracked gamer who has tons of friends and is awesome and cracked at games, especially fortnite

Person 1 "Woah is that jacts?"
Person 2 "Yeah, he's cracked at fortnite and has so many earnings!"

by j January 5, 2021

Cush

another word for good, especially when talking about clothes an event or gear. usually used with well.

this roll iz well cush.
did you see her coat? cor its well cush.
you feeling ok? yeah mush, im cush

by j December 6, 2003