j's definitions

kicked MySelf to the curb

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.

"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"

by J January 21, 2004

tweaked

made by the girls of (look up) st. joseph's academy--when a girl gets eatin out

girl- omg you got tweaked?!

girl- omg he tweaked you?!

by J April 6, 2005

funct

antonym of defunct; probably shortened from functional

When I reopened my website, it became funct again.

by J January 27, 2005

whippit

releasing NO2 from a cannister into a balloon and inhaling it. The effect is temporary, lasting only about one minute, and is harmless. (NO2 is used by dentists regularly during painful operations)

Let's do a whippit.

by J November 26, 2003

uppers

street classification of any prescription or non prescription substance that is a CNS stimulant, common physical side effects of "uppers" are:

increased heart rate
anxiety
tingling
feeling "buzzed"

Amphetamines (speed)
Methamphetamines (meth)
Ecstasy
Ephedrine and Psudo-Ephedrine
Cocaine and Crack

by J January 10, 2004

IHOP

a place where one-legged people work at

i'm eatin' at IHOP

by j February 20, 2004

smartasstical

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.

Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.

by J April 20, 2004