j's definitions

shuffle

to go on a beer or liquor run

Go on a shuffle for me.

by j April 4, 2004

beffen

Dutch word for eating pussy

Damn man, I can't wait to bef her!

by J April 22, 2004

Tupac Shakur

The greatest rapper ever Bitch and he's still alive. You gotta believe in Makaveli & da 7 day theory Bitch.

Tupac Shakur is the greatest rapper ever.

by J April 7, 2004

antivirgin

something Steve wishes he could be but can only emulate by sitting at his computer late at night.

Steve only can imagine what fun antivirginity is.

by J August 13, 2003

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 13, 2004

scake

sick, creamy, anonymous, krusty, enenomy...

yer that fungitudinal mossitious shit that grows on ur eyelids, thats the one... yer...

j' scake
kid' yer man... scake
j' am i making shit up again
kid' u make shit up all the time
j' too true hombraro too true

by J April 1, 2005

Yummy

The equivalence of cool, but for generation Z.

or

A flattering reaction to "tonsil hockey".

Oh my god, did you see Noel today? She's soooo yummy!

or

Bobby: I see you've met my tongue.
Suzie: Yummy!

by J January 20, 2005