j's definitions

no diddy

Pause, no homo

That party was long and hard (no diddy)

by Ⓙ March 27, 2024

jacts

a cracked gamer who has tons of friends and is awesome and cracked at games, especially fortnite

Person 1 "Woah is that jacts?"
Person 2 "Yeah, he's cracked at fortnite and has so many earnings!"

by j January 5, 2021

PES Rage

The feeling of intense anger and hatred that surfaces whilst/after playing a game of PES (Pro Evolution Soccer), this usually occurs when decisions WRONGLY go against you, or the opposing team score in the last minute to either draw or win. Noteable side effects include a broken Xbox/Playstation controller.

After breaking his controller in a fit of PES rage, Max felt empty and stupid.

by J October 9, 2008

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008

Blackbird

The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.

by J September 1, 2008

UK Hardcore

Happy Hardcore from the UK. The proof that all the best music comes from Britain. Rave music mixed by DJ's such as Hixxy, Dougal, Scott Brown, Brisk, Sharkey, Ham, DJ Rankin, etc.

Are you going to that rave at the weekend? It's the best of UK Hardcore.

by J July 12, 2008

Niagra Falls Cunt

An individual whose bad points surpass his/her good points to the extent of them becoming such a gigantic cunt they are akin to Niagra Falls in size and ferocity of cuntness

"Fucks sake Pete jus lemmie borrow Pirates of the Carribean 2, you Niagra Falls Cunt"

by J December 6, 2006